Sonic Avenger: Flaming June: The Power of Christ compels you

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Flaming June: The Power of Christ compels you

Published Monday, July 03, 2006 by Sonic Avenger | E-mail this post

The scene earlier this evening, after a day of sunshine and good times. The more superstitious amongst you will be encouraged to learn that I've concluded, quite logically, that the Sonic Barbeque-Grill (pictured above) is cursed and has an evil Cumulonimbus cloud full of filthy-ass rain hanging over it, everywhere it goes. That umbrella isn't keeping me dry by the way, it's to prevent a plague of locusts from eating my face.
It has therefore been ordained that the SBG must perish, that new life may flourish in it's place, and that new foodstuffs be burned o'er it's fresh flaming briquettes.
A replacement will be found, the curse ended, and a new post posted.