1) Arcade Fire's Neon Bible contains a distinct, authoritative subliminal message:
"Dig out the 1st Ramones album and play it very loud from beginning to end".
2) This rain is never going to stop, ever.
Pretty soon it'll be August and guess what? Rain is forecast.
3) A single pair of M&S underpants can last as long as 18 years 2 months.
4) The nearest I may get to a Summer this year is reading my own blog-posts from April.
5) Cats love me - I've always known this; Dogs however are laughing at me.
6) Fruity Smarties aren't fooling anyone. They're Skittles. Wake up people.
7) I have a Fear of Tattoos.
8) Grandpa from The Waltons was a gay activist.
9) I am taller than Dog the Bounty Hunter.
10) If I don't see the Sun soon, I'm going to end up on the evening news.