Listening to: Flykiller - Fear (Sonic Avenger remix)

Ok, so a couple of weeks into the Nu-year, and it's starting to feel pretty good.
I'm now 14 days into a (hopefully) month-long no-alcohol stint and I have say, life has taken on a slightly sharper edge. Thing is, I'm not sure I want to see life in this much detail.
Dammit though, there's only so much water a man can drink. Come 6.00pm I need a glass of something red and inviting with my evening repast and Vimto, I'm afraid, just doesn't cut it. And yes, I have tried it.
I also tried cranberry-juice-as-vino-substituto, and it was ok, but found that I then had to get up 5 times in the night to pee. Yes kids, it apparently purges male nether-regions as well as cleansing female ones...(look it up!).
I've decided that February 2nd is when I shall next taste the Devil's own brew. Until then every hi-definition day just merges with the next. I'm secretly hoping that someone, somewhere is arranging an award of some kind in my honour for that particular day.
Is that so much to expect?