1) It is perfectly possible to: Reverse a van into a car belonging to the landlord of a pub on a notorious estate, he watches as you do it, and the car in question is a classic Porsche - yet live to tell the tale.
2) Four to five hours sleep a night is just not enough.
3) Primates peel bananas from the bottom up, which does away with those stringy bits.
4) Due to the inordinately long time since I last had a haircut, coupled with my striking good looks, people on the street now often mistake me for David Bowie in Labrynth.
5) Boiler engineers charge £89 just to glance fleetingly at your broken boiler, then leave. Anything else is extra.
6) It's true: Cheese on Toast is one bad choice of bedtime snack.
7) I can sing along to American Trilogy in the car and garner applause from complete strangers.
8) A raisin dropped into a glass of champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top. This also works with Swizzels.
9) Marc Bolan was encouraged to take up guitar by a youthful Roy Castle.
10) In Toy Story, the carpet in Sid's hallway is the same as the carpet in The Shining.