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Toilet Re-Training

Published Sunday, August 24, 2008 by Sonic Avenger | E-mail this post

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Listening to: Alice Cooper - Blue Turk
The story so far: As mentioned previously, I shall be living for the next six weeks in a world without underpants. With this in mind, the only civilised dress-solution, as I see it, comes in the shape of integrated undies. By this I mean the kind that come ready-stitched into sports shorts, usually made of netting or similar. Not very sexy, but they provide my brave little soldiers with a barracks, which is of the utmost importance to both of them.
Urination is now a bit of a production, ie, dragging my sorry ass to a suitable location in which to carry out this bodily necessity. None of this nipping to the bathroom lark...I can't Nip anywhere for the foreseeable. I've already cut down on my fluid intake, which isn't ideal.
Anyhoo, yesterday I thought I had a Really Good Idea as regards this problem. It involved a cut-down mineral-water bottle and a skylight. Sadly dear reader, it did not go well; My clothes all ended up in the washing-machine and I had to double-condition my hair. Back to the drawing board I think. Pity, as that would've saved me a lot of crutch-work.
All suggestions gratefully recieved.

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